So up front, because despite the cloak of anonymity I am shrouding myself in here, I am an upfront kind of gal. I created this blog so I have a place to "bitch". I'm generally a happy go lucky person, but there are days when I'd like to snuff the life out of everyone, including those nearest and dearest to me. I don't necessarily care what others think, but family and friends read my main blog. While I don't need approval, nor do I pander to or placate those around me, I'm not a mean spirited person by nature. I don't set out to hurt others' feelings, and I have learned to keep my razor tongue in check. Lessons people. Lessons. I've learned a few.
I needed a place to vent my frustrations without feeling the need to censor for the near and dear who read my blog. I don't want to explain for the umpteen millionth time, that I am just having a Bitchtastic Mommy moment. I don't want to have to shy away from topics like while I love my dear husband's family, I think they are all whacked completely out of their gourds (just wait, you'll see). I don't want to sugar coat it when I say I've had a shitty day, quite literally, because I've changed yet another assplosion from my toddler.
Also, I should probably mention...I have a tendancy to overshare. I may or may not swear too much. I mean, that's all in one's perspective right? I probably wouldn't get any awards for Mommy of the Year, ya know, given the fact that I swear, skip bathtime often, clean optionally, don't do much laundry (that's what the dry cleaners are for), and advocate Vodka as the nectar of the Gods. I am by no stretch of the imagination politically correct on any front.
I have a plethora of pet peeves, which we'll explore together, or I'll "bitch", you'll read and we'll all laugh together. I like to people watch. It gives me a place to direct my BITCHTASTIC tendancies which would otherwise be directed at anyone in close proximity, including but not limited to my toddler or dogs. I laugh at things that make others feel awkward. I am often inappropriate. Despite those *fabulous* flaws, I am funny, snarky and a loyal to a fault friend!
So, in the infamous words of one JT...I'm bringing